The AWESOME Adventures of Kirsty & Co. - Skulduggery Pleasant Edition

Kirsty and Co. (which included Brandon now) snuck into the empty gallery, the eerie sound of sharp screeching from violin strings being played echoing around the empty hallways.

“Anna Banana, shut up!” Kirsty hissed, snatching away the violin. It was important to be quiet. They were here in the gallery following Skulduggery Pleasant and his new associate, which made Kirsty a little nervous. The skeleton detective was... well ruthless. Kirsty secretly planned to use the others as bait if anything went wrong. Brandon was at the top of the list.

“Hey!” said Brandon, indignantly.

Kirsty cursed. Stupid narrator. Couldn’t the narrator, who was technically Kirsty, keep her mouth shut?

Sorry. Anyway, the reason it was crucial to be quiet was because not only were the detectives here, but there were also vampires here. Not vampires like the Cullens’ either, these vamps were vicious, flesh eating, mutilating monsters. They were pretty bad.  

But Kirsty was confident. And so was Brandon. And so were Anna Banana, Taylor and Jess, who were Brandon’s “in-superiors” (or so he liked to believe). In truth, he really wasn’t all that awesome. In fact, he was fairly un-awesome.

“Hey,” Brandon moaned, starting to get annoyed at the narrator.

 “Oi, narrator shut up and stick to the story,” Taylor said.

Kirsty spotted something. It was a vampire coming around the corner, its massive fangs sticking out of its mouth and its razor sharp claws protruding from its hands. Kirsty was impressed. Not a bad vamp.

“Okay, so everyone clear on the plan?” Brandon asked, trying to be awesome and lead the group. What a wannabe.

Kirsty hit him over the head, but he was already crying, having heard the narrator. “Okay, so everyone clear on the plan?” she asked.

Everyone nodded, Brandon still sobbing silently.

They tiptoed to the room where they were going to retrieve the object which they had come here and risked their life for. They reached the corner and Kirsty stopped. The vampire was on the other side and she needed a distraction. She needed bait. Kirsty looked at Brandon.

“Nu-uh,” he whispered.

“Fine,” Kirsty said. She grabbed Anna’s arm and pushed her out into the hallway. She heard Anna scream and watched as she tried to run away from the vampire. When the vampire was far enough away, Kirsty and the rest of the Co. went to the secret entrance for the object that they were her for.

“Wait!” Kirsty said. She could hear voices in the secret room. It sounded like Skulduggery Pleasant. Kirsty & Co. (apart from Anna) ducked back behind the corner. Kirsty peered out and saw Skulduggery Pleasant and his associate slip out from the secret room and go in the direction which Kirsty had sent Anna. When they had disappeared from sight, Kirsty and Co. snuck into the secret room.

“There it is!” Kirsty cried out, pointing to a stone.

Taylor picked it up. “What? This thing?”

Kirsty snatched the stone from Taylor’s hands. “Dude, be careful.”

“What is it?” asked Jess.

“It’s an echo stone,” explained Kirsty. “They’re usually used when someone is dying, people sleep with it nearby for three days and their conscience is imprinted upon it. It sometimes helps their grieving families answer final questions.”

Taylor and Jess teared up. “Are you dying?” Jess asked.

“What? No,” Kirsty said.

“But then... why?” Taylor asked feeling extraordinarily confused.

“Because, it means there can be TWO of me! Awesome? I think so!” Kirsty said.

Everyone stared at her.

“Fair enough,” said Brandon eventually. And with that they left. They were almost out of the gallery when a vampire came drifting around the hallway stopping right in front of Kirsty & Co.

They stared at each other. Kirsty saw somebody move behind the vampire. It was Skulduggery Pleasant and his newbie, sneaking away. Kirsty decided to save her own skin.

“Look!” she shouted pointing at them. That distracted the vampire, who then ran after the two detectives. Kirsty & Co. made a break for it, and safely got back home.

A few days (3 to be exact) later...

“Are you ready guys?” Kirsty asked her Co.

“Sure,” they said.

Kirsty unveiled the echo stone and then picked it up, activating it. Another Kirsty materialised in front of them.

“Sup guys?” the echo-Kirsty asked.

Kirsty smiled. “Isn’t she awesome?”

And she was. Much more awesome than Brandon. Who wasn’t awesome at all actually.

“Hey!” sobbed Brandon.

The End

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The AWESOME Adventures of Kirsty & Co. - SOAP OPERA Edition Part 2

Previously on The AWESOME Adventures of Kirsty & Co. – Soap Opera Edition

Last time, on The AWESOME Adventures of Kirsty & Co. – Soap Opera Edtion, a strange person interrupted Kirsty & Co’s relaxing evening at their hotel, bringing forth shocking and unexpected stories from all of their pasts…or at least Taylor and Kirsty’s pasts. This stranger had revealed himself to be Kirsty’s secret twin, and then, shocking Kirsty furthermore had told her that her so called “parents” were not actually her parents… But before he had been able to reveal the truth he had been shot…and killed.

“Our parents…are…” Kirsty’s twin struggled to speak and with a final breath, he lived no more.

“NO!” Kirsty cried out. “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”

“Who shot him?’ asked Taylor, running to the door. She saw a figure with a gun walking up the pathway. “Oh no, the shooter is coming!”

Anna Banana, Taylor and Jess hid. But not Kirsty. Whoever this shooter was, obviously wanted her twin dead for a reason, and she had to find out what. She would not hide from this person. No. H```````er twin would be avenged.

A man walked in the door with a large gun in his hands. He had a mohawk and needed a shave, he wore all black and had a backpack on.

Kirsty grabbed ahold of a candle stick and brandished it in front of the man. “Stay back and tell me what you want!” she cried out.

“What do I want?” the man asked, incredulously.

“Yes,” said Kirsty. “I saw what you did…I saw my brother get shot! Why did you shoot him? Who do you work for?!”

The man answered. “I work for the company that makes assassin’s creed-”

“Aha! So you are an assassin! It’s just as I expected. But why? Why did you shoot him?” Kirsty demanded.

“I… I didn’t…” the man sounded confused.

“You didn’t what?” said Kirsty, she glanced around and saw that the others were still hiding. “Don’t try and tell me that you didn’t mean to kill him! You’re a murderer!”

“But-”

“Save it for the judge!” Kirsty cut him off.

The man rolled his eyes. “I didn’t shoot the kid.”

Kirsty gasped. “What?!”

All of Co. came out from their hiding places and gasped too.

“I didn’t shoot him. I found this gun on the ground outside after I heard a shot. But I didn’t shoot him. In fact, I think the gun was thrown outside after the shot.”

“But that means…that someone in here shot him,” said Anna Banana.

Everybody gasped. Kirsty turned to face her Co. “Was it one of you?” They all shook their heads. “Okay,” said Kirsty, “let’s think about this. He was shot…but we were all looking at him, not each other, so none of us saw the culprit… After he died, Taylor ran to the door, while we were all distracted and not paying attention to her and said she saw the shooter coming… Then Anna Banana and Jess…hid…” Kirsty turned to face Anna Banana and Jess. “Do you know what this means?”

Anna Banana and Jess nodded.

“You two killed him!” Kirsty shouted turning her weapon (a candlestick) on them. “How could you?”

“Eh?” Jess said.

“We didn’t kill him.” Anna Banana told Kirsty.

“But then who did?” asked Kirsty. “What? Do you think it was Taylor? Taylor who none of us were watching and paid no attention too, thus giving her the perfect opportunity to both shoot my twin and then dispose of the evidence…not to mention being able to frame this nice man here,” Kirsty indicated the mo-hawked, black-clad, backpack-wearing man beside her. “Don’t be preposterous!”

Taylor stood forward. “It was me!”

“What?!” said Kirsty.

“I shot him…and I’d do it again!” Taylor said.

“But…How?” asked Jess.

“Yeah,” agreed Anna, “how?

Kirsty sat down in the armchair. “The Taylor I used to know would never shoot a person,” she said sadly. She looked up at Taylor and stared her straight in the face. “How could you do that? How could you deceive us?”

“THAT’S NOT TAYLOR!” A voice shouted from the top of the stairs. It sounded English. Everyone turned to look and were surprised to see Sherlock Holmes coming down the stairs.

“But then,” gasped Jess, “who is it?”

“That, my dear, is an imposter!” Sherlock said pointing his finger at Taylor…who wasn’t really Taylor. “I’ll prove it!” he lunged forward and ripped a mask from “Taylor’s” face.

Everybody but “Taylor” and Sherlock Holmes shrieked in surprise. The person standing in front of them was… Anna Banana.

“It was you?” Kirsty asked. “You killed my dear, beloved brother?”

“Yes! It was me! I framed Taylor! When no-one was looking it was me who shot him. It was I who threw the gun outside when I was supposed to be checking if the shooter was there,” Anna Banana confessed.

“Where’s Taylor?” demanded Jess.

“She’s tied up in the kitchen.” Anna Banana said.

“But…if you’re Anna Banana…who is that?” Kirsty asked, pointing to the other Anna Banana who had been there the whole time.

“I’m Anna Banana,” the other Anna Banana said.

“But…” Kirsty trailed off.

Sherlock Holmes nodded. “Just as I suspected,” he said. “That’s not Anna Banana.”

“But then who is it?” Jess asked.

Sherlock Holmes leaped forward and ripped the mask of Anna Banana’s face. Everybody gasped. Except for Jess. She fainted…because…

IT WAS HER!

“This isn’t right,” said Kirsty. “It just can’t be!”

The Jess that hadn’t fainted nodded. “True.”

“What?” Kirsty asked.

Jess ripped off her mask and before them stood… TAYLOR!

Kirsty gasped. “But I thought you were tied up in the kitchen!”

“That’s what I wanted you to think… the truth is, it was always me! I killed your twin!” Taylor confessed.

“But why? Why? WHYYYYYYY?!!!” Kirsty yelled, falling to her knees and throwing her hands into the air.

“But why?” asked Taylor. “Why? WHYYYYYYY?!!! I’ll tell you why! Because,” Taylor turned her head to the side and said softly, “he broke my heart. So I broke his.”

‘How did he break your heart?” asked Anna Banana.

“Aha!” said Sherlock Holmes. “I think I know why. You see… Taylor wasn’t the only person your brother lent his jacket to on a cold summer night to protect from the brisk, cool breeze. No. She was not. You see I was undercover on a case, dressed as a female, and I too had been shivering on the beach on a cold summer’s night, in the brisk, cool breeze. But then he had come along and lent me his jacket. And no longer had I been cold. No. I had been warm,” Sherlock Holmes said. “And that! That is why Taylor hates Kirsty’s twin so much. AM I right Taylor?”

“Yes,” Taylor said bitterly.

“Well, Taylor, I’m afraid you’re going to have to spend some serious time behind bars for this,” Kirsty said. “It is illegal to kill people you know.”

‘Yes, I do know,” Taylor said. “But I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you and your meddling Sherlock Holmes!”

“Save it for the judge!” said Kirsty.

And so the cops arrived and took Taylor away to a life behind bars, and Kirsty’s secret twin was buried, turns out his name was George, and Kirsty’s parents were actually her parents, which I’m sure is a relief for everyone. Oh an Anna Banana disappeared. No-one knows where to though and she still hasn’t been seen to this very day.

THE END

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The AWESOME Adventures of Kirsty & Co. - SOAP OPERA Edition Part 1

It was a stormy night at the Awesome Inn, where Kirsty and Co. were sitting in front of the crackling fire, doing a crossword. All of a sudden the doors blew open with a bang and there was a dark figure standing in the doorway.

“Oh my!” exclaimed Jess.

“Who are you?” asked Kirsty.

“You know who I am, don’t you?” the figure said, in a deep voice. It was probably a boy.

“No?” Kirsty said, confused. The wind was blowing bits of leaves and dirt from outside into her eyes, making it even harder to see.

‘I think I know who you are,” said Taylor.

‘Do you? Do you really?” asked the figure, who is assumed to be of male origin.

“Yes…We’ve met once before…so long ago, I’d almost forgotten about you. But seeing you here, all the memories come rushing back!” Taylor said breathlessly.

“That’s true. It was a long time ago. Do you remember…the beach?” the maybe male said.

“Yes,” said Taylor, turning her head away from the figure. “I’m afraid I do. But I thought we’d agreed…”

"Agreed? Agreed what, Taylor? What was it?” Anna Banana asked.

“It was three years ago…” Taylor began, harp strings playing and Taylor staring into the distance, remembering that night… “Excuse me, Jess, stop playing the harp, I’m trying to tell a story.”

Jess stopped and the music did too.

“Anyway, as I was saying,” Taylor continued. “It was a dark, cold night on the beach, and even though it was the middle of Summer, I was shivering in the brisk, cool air. When suddenly…”

“Suddenly!” the figure shouted unexpectedly. “Suddenly I saw her shivering in the brisk cool air, even though it was the middle of Summer and I-“

“Yes I was getting to that bit,” Taylor snapped. ‘Anyway, suddenly you appeared and you lent me your jacket. I was no longer shivering. No. I was warm.” Taylor fell silent.

“But who is that person?” asked Jess.

“That person…is…” Taylor said.

“No.” said the mysterious perhaps-male, perhaps-not figure. “I need to tell her. I need to tell Kirsty.”

“Tell me what?” asked Kirsty, surprised.

“Tell you that… I know you.”

“From where?”

“From everywhere!”

“But since when? I do not recall ever coming across you? Who are you?” Kirsty asked.

“You do not remember me?” he/she (?) asked.

“I’m so sorry…I don’t.” Kirsty said.

The figure stepped out from the doorway and into the light of the lounge. The person’s face was illuminated by the light bulb above said person and after a brief millisecond, the power went out, throwing the perhaps boy, possibly not, into shadow, once more.

“That I-“ the figure, now even harder to see, “I am…I can’t do it. Taylor!”

Taylor began to speak. “Kirsty that person is…your…”

“No! I need to be the one to do it! It’s better coming from me,” the figure said. “Kirsty… I’m your…brother!”

The lights came back on as everyone in the room gasped loudly.

“My brother? But… That’s impossible!” Kirsty exclaimed.

“Not just your brother. I’m your secret twin!”

“You’re Kirsty’s twin?” Anna said, bewildered. “But…what about the beach…?”

“The beach was…When we were at the beach I was still Kirsty’s twin. I just didn’t know it. I’m so sorry I lent you my jacket, Taylor. I never would have if I’d known…I would have just worn it myself! I would not have been cold. No. I would have been warm. Protected from the brisk, cool breeze,” Kirsty’s twin said.

“But how did that happen? How come you don’t live with Kirsty and your parents?” Jess asked.

“Kirsty doesn’t live with her parents,” Kirsty’s twin said.

“What?” Anna Banana was confused.

“Of course I do. Don’t I?” Kirsty asked, suddenly unsure.

“Duh duh duuuuuuuuuh.”

“Jess!” Kirsty scolded. “This is serious!”

“Sorry,” said Jess.

“Anyway, what do you mean that I don’t live with my parents? Of course I do, they’re Sue and Y-”

“Sue and Yogi?” her twin interrupted. “No. They’re not.”

“But then…Who?” asked Kirsty raising her gaze to meet her twin’s eyes.

“Our parents…Our parents are-”

Kirsty’s twin was interrupted by a loud gunshot and he fell to his knees, clutching his chest, blood seeping through his fingers.

“NOOOOOO!” Kirsty shouted, leaping forward. Her twin fell forward and onto the ground. Kirsty kneeled beside the boy. “Twin? I don’t even know your name. But who? Who are my real parents?”

The twin gasped for air. “Our parents…are…” he stopped and took another breath. “Our parents are…”

To Be Continued…

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Who was the shooter? Who are Kirsty’s real parents? What is Kirsty’s twin’s name? And what else happened that night on the beach between Taylor and Kirsty’s twin?

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The AWESOME Adventures of Kirsty & Co. - Hogwarts Edition

Kirsty & Co. walked down the corridors of Hogwarts, simply strutting their stuff. They were just too damn cool. Except for Kirsty. She was just too damn awesome.
“So Kirsty, what’s next on our agenda?” asked Anna Banana
Taylor pulled out a timetable. “We just finished “Strutting Our Stuff” from 8:15 am to 8:35 am. So next is the time slot from 8:35 am to 9:00 am before lessons...ah, yep it’s a Monday, so that means we’re―”
“Ooh, ooh, I know the answer, I know the answer!” It was Hermione. She had jumped out from nowhere and was waving her arm frantically in the air.
Kirsty sighed. Hermione was always doing this. “Yes, Hermione, go on.”
“It’s “Wreaking Havoc”,” Hermione said, matter-of-factly. Then she held out her hand.
Kirsty rolled her eyes and pulled a gold star sticker out of her pocket. “Here you go. Now go away.”
Hermione did, and Kirsty & Co. wreaked havoc for the next twenty-five minutes with the help of Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle.
“Well,” said Jess as the bell, signalling the beginning of classes rang, “that was some of the best havoc we’ve wreaked this term!” They all high-fived each other and headed off to their first class; Transfiguration with Professor McGonagall. All the students were already in their seats when Kirsty & Co. entered with Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle, so they had to split up. Kirsty ended up sitting next to a nerd with glasses called Harry and a ranga. Kirsty didn’t ask the ranga’s name. Professor McGonagall entered the room and began to tell them about the lesson. Today they would be transforming rats into goblets.
“But that’s so cruel!” Taylor called out. “The poor rats.”
“They won’t feel a thing, and they’re going to get changed back, Ms Jachmann-Evans,” Professor McGonagall explained.
Taylor agreed then and the entire class begin to attempt it. The ranga next to Kirsty completely failed, because the goblet he turned his rat into was furry and had a tail. And Kirsty was pretty sure it squeaked. Anna, who was sitting on the other side of the nerd with glasses, Harry, tried to start a conversation. “So, Harry... How’s life?”
Harry struck an emo pose. “It’s sucky. I live with my mean Uncle, Aunt and cousin, my parents were killed by an evil wizard who’s still out to get me AND I have to wear glasses.” He burst into tears. “I hate my life!” he yelled running out of the classroom.
Anna Banana grinned and slid over to sit next to Kirsty who was laughing. Harry did the whole over-dramatic running from class thing on a regular basis. It always worked if they wanted to sit where he was sitting. Jess and Taylor came over to the table. Taylor took Harry’s seat and Jess walked over to the ranga and asked him if she could sit there. When he said no, she punched him in the face and then took his seat. The rest of the lesson flew by and before they knew it they were playing Quidditch. That flew by too. Kirsty laughed when she heard the narrator’s joke. The others stared at her.
“What?” said Kirsty. “Didn’t you hear me...I mean...the narrator, say that Quidditch flew by?” Kirsty laughed again, wiping tears from her eyes. Oh the humour.
It was at dinner in the Great Hall that night that Kirsty & Co. noticed people asking about Harry, the nerd. No one had seen him since he’d ran from class earlier that morning. He was never seen again.
Back in the common room of Awesomeness, Kirsty & Co. were playing a game of Exploding Snap.
“You know,” said Jess, “Today has been pretty good. We aced Transfiguration, beat all the other teams at Quidditch, I punched that ranga in the face,  and we wreaked the best havoc ever. Oh AND Harry’s gone. He was beginning to annoy me. I wonder what we will do tomorrow?”
Taylor pulled out the timetable. “Well according to this, after breakfast we’re going to―”
“Ooh, ooh, I know the answer, I know the answer!” It was Hermione. She had jumped out from nowhere again and was waving her arm frantically in the air.
“What? How in the name of Merlin’s beard did you get in here? It’s the Awesomeness common room. Only the four of us are authorised to be in here,” Kirsty said.
Hermione was still waving her hand in the air. “I know the answer! I know the answer!”
Kirsty scowled. “Fine. Tell us.”
Hermione smiled. “After breakfast you’re going to go and play some early morning Quidditch.” She held out her hand for a gold star.
Taylor looked down at the timetable. “Hermione... That’s actually wrong.”
“I’m sorry?” Hermione asked.
“After breakfast tomorrow we’re going into the Forbidden Forest.” Taylor told her.
Hermione started to cry. She ran from the room in hysterics and slammed the door behind her.
Taylor began to laugh.
“What is it?” asked Anna Banana.
“She was actually right,” Taylor said. “We are going to play Quidditch tomorrow morning.”
The rest of Kirsty & Co. laughed too and continued playing exploding snap.

THE END

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The AWESOME Adventures of Kirsty & Co. - Peter Pan Edition

Kirsty held the torch under her chin in the dark room, casting an eerie glow over her face for added effect whilst she told a ghost story to a terrified Anna Banana, Taylor and Jess.
“And then...” said Kirsty pausing and looking side to side in the awesomely over-dramatic way that she did so many things, “Then he went to the box and saw the most horrible thing he could imagine. It was empty! Someone had used the last tissue, and there was nothing he could use to wipe his runny nose.”
Anna Banana screamed. “What happened next? What happened next?”
Kirsty’s face portrayed a look of extreme sadness. “What do you think? It was the inevitable... His nose...dripped.”
Jess began to cry. “It’s...just...so sad!” she sobbed.
Taylor nodded. “We should start a charity for things like this,” she said.
Kirsty nodded and glanced over her shoulder to the window. She saw something move quickly, almost like there had been someone there. She moved over to the window and opened it. “Hello?” she said. There was nothing and then suddenly a boy about her age appeared. He was flying. He came into Kirsty’s room. “Excuse me, what were you doing?” Kirsty asked him.
“I... I was listening to your stories,” he admitted. “I just really like them. You see where I live there aren’t any women to tell us stories―OW!”
Kirsty had hit him with a...well, something heavy. “Don’t be sexist,” she scowled.
“Sorry. But anyway, where I live, no-one can tell us stories, so I come here to hear yours and then I fly back home and tell the rest of the lost boys,” he explained.
“You fly home?” Jess asked.
“Yeah,” he said. “It’s easy; you just need a little pixie dust.” His fairy, Tinkerbell, magically appeared and sprinkled pixie dust on them. Before long they had all flown back to his home. It was in Neverland. A wonderful place, Kirsty had heard excellent reviews for it. The boy’s name was Peter and he had ran away when he was little and lived in Neverland with Tinkerbell and the rest of the lost boys ever since.
The first few days in Neverland were fun, they went canoeing, hunting, hide-and-seeking, and flying some more.
 One day, Kirsty saw a big ship docked in by the bay. “Whose ship is that?” she asked Peter.
“That’s Captain Hook’s,” he said. “He’s an evil pirate with one hand.”
“Only one hand?” Anna Banana enquired.
“Yeah, I chopped off his other hand and fed it to a crocodile,” Peter explained. “OW!”
Taylor had hit him over the back of the head. “You shouldn’t chop people’s hands off and feed them to crocodiles. It’s rude.”
Kirsty brought the attention back to the important thing. “There are pirates here?!” she said excitedly.
“Yes,” said Peter patiently.
“Oh my God! Can we go see them? Please, please, please?” Kirsty begged.
The others agreed grudgingly and together they went to go see the pirates. They flew over and landed on the deck within moments.
“Ahoy there!” said Kirsty, who had somehow got hold of an eye patch, bandana, wooden leg and a parrot. “What be you doing on this ship?”
Taylor leaned forward and whispered to Kirsty. “Dude, why are you talking like that, its weird...”
Kirsty looked at Taylor, puzzled. “What be you talking about, woman?”
At that moment Kirsty came up behind Taylor, dressed normally. “Oh my gosh, this ship is awesome, I just helped that pirate hoist the anchor, his hands are on backwards you see, and―” Kirsty stopped talking, noticing the pirate Taylor had been talking to. “Wow,” Kirsty walked closer to the pirate Kirsty. “You look just like me!”
“Arr, you mean you be lookin’ just like me-self,” the pirate Kirsty answered.
‘What’s your name?” Jess asked the pirate Kirsty.
“Arr, me name be Kirsty,” the pirate Kirsty responded.
“Creepy,” said Anna Banana.
They kept chatting to the pirate Kirsty, and other pirates gradually came over until they were talking to the entire crew. Even Captain Hook. Peter tried to chop off Captain Hook’s other hand but Taylor pushed Peter overboard into the crocodile and shark infested waters below.
“I got your back, Hook,” she told a surprised Captain Hook.
He was so grateful for her getting rid of his arch-enemy that he invited them to stay on the ship and become pirates themselves. “You certainly have the blatant disregard for others’ lives thing down,” he told Taylor. Taylor blushed.
“Look, we’d love to stay, and being a pirate would be epic, but we have to go back home before this pixie dust wears off,” Kirsty said. Captain Hook and the rest of his crew understood and waved them goodbye. When Kirsty & Co. arrived back home they all went to bed, tired but satisfied from the day they had had in Neverland.

THE END

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The AWESOME Adventures of Kirsty & Co. - Twilight Edition

One rainy day there was a “beautiful” looking girl, with an ego bigger than Jupiter. It was Jess. There was also an awesome girl, with no ego, only mega-awesomeness. It was Kirsty. Also, there was Anna Banana. She was alright. Then there was Taylor. An over-excited girl, on the verge of a nervous breakdown as the rainy day was in a small town, called Forks. Taylor fainted when Kirsty said “Forks”. They (being all of them other than Taylor, on the account of her unconsciousness) laughed.
“So, guys, I know we’re in America, which is overseas, and when you’re on holidays you generally don’t do school work, but its Forks. Do you want to go to Forks High? We could see the Cullenseseses,” Kirsty asked the conscious members of her gang, frowning as she struggled to find the right way to say the plural of “Cullens”.
At the mention of the Cullens’, Taylor woke up and began jumping up and down. And hyperventilating. Luckily, Kirsty had been prepared for Taylor being like this and pulled out a paper bag. “Breathe into this,” Kirsty said, shoving the bag in Taylor’s face. Taylor did.
One hour later.
Kirsty and Co. were sitting at a table in the cafeteria eating their lunch with Jessica, Angela, Mike and Eric. Oh and Bella. It was Bella’s “first” day too. Suddenly the whole table looked out of the big glass doors and windows, to see five mega-hot people walking in.
“Who are they?” asked Bella.
Before Jessica could answer Jess picked up a plate and frisbee-ed it into Bella’s face, knocking her out immediately. While Mike, Eric and Angela called 911 Jess asked Jessica a question.
“Who are they?” she asked, pointing at the five mega-hot people who were still coming inside.
While Jessica explained the story of the Cullens’ (which technically all of Kirsty & Co. already knew) Kirsty noticed the blonde boy- Jasper smell the blood gushing from Bella’s head and start to glide over in their direction. Before he got too far, Rosalie and Alice grabbed him and took him back outside. Edward and Emmett sat down at a table with three empty seats. At that moment Jacob Black, the awesome werewolf, walked in and sat at the table with the two remaining Cullens’. That left two seats…
Thinking quickly, Kirsty shoved Anna Banana over, causing Anna Banana to slip in Bella’s blood and then faint at the sight of it,hitting her head hard on the ground as she passed out.. Deciding that Jess was also a threat, Kirsty made Jess suffer the same fate as Anna Banana. With those two unconscious, she casually strolled over to the table next to Taylor, who had the paper bag out again. They reached the table and Kirsty sat next to Jacob, while Taylor sat next to Edward. Kirsty had just begun to talk with her Fork’s High and werewolf associates, when Jess came over, covered in blood.
“Kirsty, please,” Jess said.
Kirsty cursed. She hadn’t done a good enough job knocking Jess out. She glanced back and was pleased to see that Anna Banana was still passed out on the ground. “Uuuh…” Kirsty said.
“What’s the problem?” asked Edward.
“Kirsty knocked me out, so that she could have a seat,” Jess said.
Everyone turned and stared at Kirsty.
“Well she was going to do it to me,” Kirsty said, defensively.
Everyone turned and stared at Jess.
Jess nodded. “I would’ve,” she admitted.
Everybody seemed to relax and Emmett pulled up another chair to the table. “Here you go Jess,” he said. Jess thanked him and sat down.
“So what happened to Bella?” Edward asked, seeming a little concerned. When he saw Taylor glaring at him he added, “Not that I really care...or anything...” Taylor smiled and Edward relaxed.
The six of them all enjoyed and chatted for the rest of lunch, even after it became five because the police arrived and took Jess away.
When the bell rang, signalling the end of the day, Taylor and Edward were nowhere to be found. Kirsty said her goodbyes to the rest of the Cullens’, left the school, alone, and went back home, having had a brilliant day. She even got a lift home from Alice in her yellow Porsche, which made Kirsty’s day even better.
Oh and in case anyone was wondering. Bella died. Jess was sentenced to a life in jail. Anna Banana was hospitalised with a severe concussion. And Taylor and Edward were never seen again.

THE END

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The AWESOME Adventures of Kirsty & Co. - Phineas & Ferb Edition

It was a good day in… wherever the hell Kirsty & Co. were. Jess had returned from her extended holiday in… wherever the hell she went, and the four friends were reunited.
“So, Jess,” Kirsty began, awesomely, “What do you want to do today?”
“Well Kirsty, I honestly wasn’t sure until you just said that. I want to go and visit… PHINEAS AND FERB!” Jess shouted.
“Great idea!” said Kirsty, with Taylor and Anna Banana chiming in their agreement. Taylor decided to bring Storm Trooper Jacob along.
So, later that morning, Storm Trooper Jacob, Taylor, Anna Banana, Jess and, of course, the awesomely amazing Kirsty strolled in to Phineas and Ferb’s backyard.
“Ferb, I know what we’re going to do today,” Phineas was saying as they entered.
Jess screamed like a crazy fan girl. She ran up to Phineas and grabbed him by the shoulders. “I am SUCH a big fan!” she said, with crazy eyes.
“And what are we going to do?” asked Ferb.
“Well, for starters, we’re going to get this weird girl a glass of water. She’s reall-“ Phineas stopped. “OH MY GOD,” he shouted. “IT’S KIRSTY!”
The awesome Kirsty blushed. “Please, Phineas. Calm down, bro. We’re just going to do whatever you and Ferb are doing today.”
Phineas nodded. “Okay, well we were going to become… superspies.”
“Awesome,” said Kirsty. “Kinda like Perry, huh?”
“What?” asked Phineas.
“Nothing…” said Anna before Kirsty could say anything else.
Later that afternoon, the seven of them were dressed in super spy gear. They were about to depart for their first mission when Isabella and the rest of her gang turned up.
‘Whatcha dooooooooooooooooin’?” she asked.
“None of your business,” snapped Phineas. “Bugger off, Isabella!”
Isabella burst into tears and ran away with the rest of her cowering gang. Kirsty looked at Phineas quizzically.
“She annoys me,” he explained. “She all like “Whatcha dooooooooooooooooin’?” every single day! Besides, I’d rather hang out with you Kirsty.”
“Well, you obviously have excellent taste,” Kirsty gave Phineas a fist bump.
The seven of them set off on their secret super spy mission, and ten minutes later they were in a big eerie cave.
The villain was not. They waited. They sang. They danced. They checked their e-mails. They ate marshmallows. Eventually they went back to Phineas and Ferb’s house.
“I’m sorry guys. I guess it just didn’t work out,” Phineas said.
“That’s okay,” Storm Trooper Jacob said.
“Yeah, we had fun anyway,” added Anna Banana.
“We should do this again some time,” Taylor said.
“No,” said Phineas. “We don’t do repeats.”
“What?” Taylor sounded sad.
“I said: No. We don’t do repeats,” Phineas repeated.
Kirsty cracked up laughing.
Everyone stared at her.
“What’s so funny?” asked Jess.
“He said…repeats…” Kirsty trailed off. No one laughed. Kirsty sighed. “Never mind.”
The five of them left Phineas and Ferb and went back home.
“Well, that was fun,” said Jess. “I wonder what we will do tomorrow?”

THE END

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The AWESOME Adventures of Kirsty & Co. - Star Wars Edition

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away Kirsty, Taylor and Anna Banana were on a spaceship with Chewbacca and Han Solo. It was Luke’s day off. They were a cruisin’ through space, having a good old Jedi time. Kirsty and Taylor were battling with their lightsabers, Anna Banana, Chewbacca and Han were playing an intense game of Space Snap. About half way through their game Anna Banana decided she wanted to visit the Death Star.
“But Anna Banana, it’s dangerous there,” said Han.
“Rawwwreeer,” agreed Chewbacca.
“Well, thanks for your concern, Chewy, but I have Kirsty to protect me. Oh, and Taylor,” she said.
Kirsty and Taylor agreed to go with her and moments later they were parked in the Death Star parking lot. Han and Chewy decided they were going to go to the mall just a few stars away and would be back at about four rotations past first Sun. Kirsty, Anna Banana and Taylor wandered through the Death Star, trying to find Darth Vader, or as he had once been known as, Annie.
“Annie,” called Anna Banana. “ANNNNNNIIIIEEEEEEE!”
“Yes?” Darth Vader poked his head out of a door.
“Oh, there you are!” said Anna Banana.
“What do you want? I was busy,” Darth Vader said.
“Oh, sorry,” Anna Banana said. "We can come back later...?"
"No, no now's fine," Darth Vader insisted.
"That's great..." Anna Banana trailed off.
Kirsty interrupted, “This is boring! Can we talk about something interesting now?”
“Oh, sorry,” apologised Anna Banana and Darth Vader.
“Good, well in that case – “
“I NEED TO PEE!” shouted Taylor, jumping up and down on the spot.
Darth Vader directed her kindly to the nearest toilet. She ran off at a sprint, disappearing behind the corner.
“So…” Kirsty said.
“Yep…” said Darth Vader.
“Um…” said Anna Banana.
They stood in an awkward silence, waiting for Taylor to come back. They waited…and waited…and waited…
“Gosh, she’s taking AGES,” complained Anna Banana.
“Hey, Darth,” Kirsty said. “Look I’m a huge fan of your movies, and I’ve always wondered, how would a budding young Jedi, such as me, use the force to choke people?”
“Oh, well that’s easy!” he said. “You just have to hold out your hand, like so and kind of imagine you’re squeezing their throat. Watch,” he turned to Anna Banana. He squeezed his hand and Anna Banana started choking and coughing. When she was about to pass out, he let go. “See?” he asked.
“Yeah, I think I get it,” said Kirsty. “I’m going to try.” She began to choke Anna Banana, awesomely. When Anna Banana’s eyes began to roll back into her head, Taylor came around the corner, giggling and holding hands with a cute, Storm Trooper. This distracted Kirsty and she stopped choking Anna Banana, who fell to the ground, gasping for air.
Taylor giggled and let go of the Storm Trooper’s hand and walked over to Kirsty. “He he,” she giggled. “His name’s Jacob, I ran into him when I left the toilet,” she told her.
“Cool,” Kirsty said.
So after Anna Banana had been taken to the medical bay, Kirsty, Taylor, Darth Vader and Jacob the Storm Trooper, went out to have some lunch. When they were at the mall a few stars away they ran into Han and Chewy.
“Argh! It’s Darth Vader!” yelled Han, leaping into Chewbacca’s arms.
Darth Vader stepped forward and held out his hand. “Please. Call me Annie.”
Han shook his hand and before soon, the six of them were sitting at a cafe, having coffees and intergalactic cokes. When it was time for them all to leave they went their separate ways and opposite ends of the star mall parking lot. In Han’s spaceship, on the way home, Kirsty had a niggling suspicion that something was wrong.
“Does anyone else feel like we’ve forgotten something?” Kirsty asked.
Nobody could think of anything. So they flew back home and it wasn’t until the next week that Kirsty remembered.
“Taylor, I think we left Anna Banana behind at the Death Star!” Kirsty exclaimed.
Taylor nodded her head. “We did too...Oh well, I’m seeing that sexy Storm Trooper next week, I can pick her up and bring her back then.”
“Sounds good,” said Kirsty.

Meanwhile in a galaxy far, far away...
Anna Banana sat up in the medical bay. “Hello?” she called, her voice echoing around the empty room. “Hello?”

THE END

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