Previously on The AWESOME Adventures of Kirsty & Co. – Soap Opera Edition
Last time, on The AWESOME Adventures of Kirsty & Co. – Soap Opera Edtion, a strange person interrupted Kirsty & Co’s relaxing evening at their hotel, bringing forth shocking and unexpected stories from all of their pasts…or at least Taylor and Kirsty’s pasts. This stranger had revealed himself to be Kirsty’s secret twin, and then, shocking Kirsty furthermore had told her that her so called “parents” were not actually her parents… But before he had been able to reveal the truth he had been shot…and killed.
“Our parents…are…” Kirsty’s twin struggled to speak and with a final breath, he lived no more.
“NO!” Kirsty cried out. “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”
“Who shot him?’ asked Taylor, running to the door. She saw a figure with a gun walking up the pathway. “Oh no, the shooter is coming!”
Anna Banana, Taylor and Jess hid. But not Kirsty. Whoever this shooter was, obviously wanted her twin dead for a reason, and she had to find out what. She would not hide from this person. No. H```````er twin would be avenged.
A man walked in the door with a large gun in his hands. He had a mohawk and needed a shave, he wore all black and had a backpack on.
Kirsty grabbed ahold of a candle stick and brandished it in front of the man. “Stay back and tell me what you want!” she cried out.
“What do I want?” the man asked, incredulously.
“Yes,” said Kirsty. “I saw what you did…I saw my brother get shot! Why did you shoot him? Who do you work for?!”
The man answered. “I work for the company that makes assassin’s creed-”
“Aha! So you are an assassin! It’s just as I expected. But why? Why did you shoot him?” Kirsty demanded.
“I… I didn’t…” the man sounded confused.
“You didn’t what?” said Kirsty, she glanced around and saw that the others were still hiding. “Don’t try and tell me that you didn’t mean to kill him! You’re a murderer!”
“But-”
“Save it for the judge!” Kirsty cut him off.
The man rolled his eyes. “I didn’t shoot the kid.”
Kirsty gasped. “What?!”
All of Co. came out from their hiding places and gasped too.
“I didn’t shoot him. I found this gun on the ground outside after I heard a shot. But I didn’t shoot him. In fact, I think the gun was thrown outside after the shot.”
“But that means…that someone in here shot him,” said Anna Banana.
Everybody gasped. Kirsty turned to face her Co. “Was it one of you?” They all shook their heads. “Okay,” said Kirsty, “let’s think about this. He was shot…but we were all looking at him, not each other, so none of us saw the culprit… After he died, Taylor ran to the door, while we were all distracted and not paying attention to her and said she saw the shooter coming… Then Anna Banana and Jess…hid…” Kirsty turned to face Anna Banana and Jess. “Do you know what this means?”
Anna Banana and Jess nodded.
“You two killed him!” Kirsty shouted turning her weapon (a candlestick) on them. “How could you?”
“Eh?” Jess said.
“We didn’t kill him.” Anna Banana told Kirsty.
“But then who did?” asked Kirsty. “What? Do you think it was Taylor? Taylor who none of us were watching and paid no attention too, thus giving her the perfect opportunity to both shoot my twin and then dispose of the evidence…not to mention being able to frame this nice man here,” Kirsty indicated the mo-hawked, black-clad, backpack-wearing man beside her. “Don’t be preposterous!”
Taylor stood forward. “It was me!”
“What?!” said Kirsty.
“I shot him…and I’d do it again!” Taylor said.
“But…How?” asked Jess.
“Yeah,” agreed Anna, “how?
Kirsty sat down in the armchair. “The Taylor I used to know would never shoot a person,” she said sadly. She looked up at Taylor and stared her straight in the face. “How could you do that? How could you deceive us?”
“THAT’S NOT TAYLOR!” A voice shouted from the top of the stairs. It sounded English. Everyone turned to look and were surprised to see Sherlock Holmes coming down the stairs.
“But then,” gasped Jess, “who is it?”
“That, my dear, is an imposter!” Sherlock said pointing his finger at Taylor…who wasn’t really Taylor. “I’ll prove it!” he lunged forward and ripped a mask from “Taylor’s” face.
Everybody but “Taylor” and Sherlock Holmes shrieked in surprise. The person standing in front of them was… Anna Banana.
“It was you?” Kirsty asked. “You killed my dear, beloved brother?”
“Yes! It was me! I framed Taylor! When no-one was looking it was me who shot him. It was I who threw the gun outside when I was supposed to be checking if the shooter was there,” Anna Banana confessed.
“Where’s Taylor?” demanded Jess.
“She’s tied up in the kitchen.” Anna Banana said.
“But…if you’re Anna Banana…who is that?” Kirsty asked, pointing to the other Anna Banana who had been there the whole time.
“I’m Anna Banana,” the other Anna Banana said.
“But…” Kirsty trailed off.
Sherlock Holmes nodded. “Just as I suspected,” he said. “That’s not Anna Banana.”
“But then who is it?” Jess asked.
Sherlock Holmes leaped forward and ripped the mask of Anna Banana’s face. Everybody gasped. Except for Jess. She fainted…because…
IT WAS HER!
“This isn’t right,” said Kirsty. “It just can’t be!”
The Jess that hadn’t fainted nodded. “True.”
“What?” Kirsty asked.
Jess ripped off her mask and before them stood… TAYLOR!
Kirsty gasped. “But I thought you were tied up in the kitchen!”
“That’s what I wanted you to think… the truth is, it was always me! I killed your twin!” Taylor confessed.
“But why? Why? WHYYYYYYY?!!!” Kirsty yelled, falling to her knees and throwing her hands into the air.
“But why?” asked Taylor. “Why? WHYYYYYYY?!!! I’ll tell you why! Because,” Taylor turned her head to the side and said softly, “he broke my heart. So I broke his.”
‘How did he break your heart?” asked Anna Banana.
“Aha!” said Sherlock Holmes. “I think I know why. You see… Taylor wasn’t the only person your brother lent his jacket to on a cold summer night to protect from the brisk, cool breeze. No. She was not. You see I was undercover on a case, dressed as a female, and I too had been shivering on the beach on a cold summer’s night, in the brisk, cool breeze. But then he had come along and lent me his jacket. And no longer had I been cold. No. I had been warm,” Sherlock Holmes said. “And that! That is why Taylor hates Kirsty’s twin so much. AM I right Taylor?”
“Yes,” Taylor said bitterly.
“Well, Taylor, I’m afraid you’re going to have to spend some serious time behind bars for this,” Kirsty said. “It is illegal to kill people you know.”
‘Yes, I do know,” Taylor said. “But I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you and your meddling Sherlock Holmes!”
“Save it for the judge!” said Kirsty.
And so the cops arrived and took Taylor away to a life behind bars, and Kirsty’s secret twin was buried, turns out his name was George, and Kirsty’s parents were actually her parents, which I’m sure is a relief for everyone. Oh an Anna Banana disappeared. No-one knows where to though and she still hasn’t been seen to this very day.
THE END
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