Kirsty & Co. walked down the corridors of Hogwarts, simply strutting their stuff. They were just too damn cool. Except for Kirsty. She was just too damn awesome.
“So Kirsty, what’s next on our agenda?” asked Anna Banana
Taylor pulled out a timetable. “We just finished “Strutting Our Stuff” from 8:15 am to 8:35 am. So next is the time slot from 8:35 am to 9:00 am before lessons...ah, yep it’s a Monday, so that means we’re―”
“Ooh, ooh, I know the answer, I know the answer!” It was Hermione. She had jumped out from nowhere and was waving her arm frantically in the air.
Kirsty sighed. Hermione was always doing this. “Yes, Hermione, go on.”
“It’s “Wreaking Havoc”,” Hermione said, matter-of-factly. Then she held out her hand.
Kirsty rolled her eyes and pulled a gold star sticker out of her pocket. “Here you go. Now go away.”
Hermione did, and Kirsty & Co. wreaked havoc for the next twenty-five minutes with the help of Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle.
“Well,” said Jess as the bell, signalling the beginning of classes rang, “that was some of the best havoc we’ve wreaked this term!” They all high-fived each other and headed off to their first class; Transfiguration with Professor McGonagall. All the students were already in their seats when Kirsty & Co. entered with Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle, so they had to split up. Kirsty ended up sitting next to a nerd with glasses called Harry and a ranga. Kirsty didn’t ask the ranga’s name. Professor McGonagall entered the room and began to tell them about the lesson. Today they would be transforming rats into goblets.
“But that’s so cruel!” Taylor called out. “The poor rats.”
“They won’t feel a thing, and they’re going to get changed back, Ms Jachmann-Evans,” Professor McGonagall explained.
Taylor agreed then and the entire class begin to attempt it. The ranga next to Kirsty completely failed, because the goblet he turned his rat into was furry and had a tail. And Kirsty was pretty sure it squeaked. Anna, who was sitting on the other side of the nerd with glasses, Harry, tried to start a conversation. “So, Harry... How’s life?”
Harry struck an emo pose. “It’s sucky. I live with my mean Uncle, Aunt and cousin, my parents were killed by an evil wizard who’s still out to get me AND I have to wear glasses.” He burst into tears. “I hate my life!” he yelled running out of the classroom.
Anna Banana grinned and slid over to sit next to Kirsty who was laughing. Harry did the whole over-dramatic running from class thing on a regular basis. It always worked if they wanted to sit where he was sitting. Jess and Taylor came over to the table. Taylor took Harry’s seat and Jess walked over to the ranga and asked him if she could sit there. When he said no, she punched him in the face and then took his seat. The rest of the lesson flew by and before they knew it they were playing Quidditch. That flew by too. Kirsty laughed when she heard the narrator’s joke. The others stared at her.
“What?” said Kirsty. “Didn’t you hear me...I mean...the narrator, say that Quidditch flew by?” Kirsty laughed again, wiping tears from her eyes. Oh the humour.
It was at dinner in the Great Hall that night that Kirsty & Co. noticed people asking about Harry, the nerd. No one had seen him since he’d ran from class earlier that morning. He was never seen again.
Back in the common room of Awesomeness, Kirsty & Co. were playing a game of Exploding Snap.
“You know,” said Jess, “Today has been pretty good. We aced Transfiguration, beat all the other teams at Quidditch, I punched that ranga in the face, and we wreaked the best havoc ever. Oh AND Harry’s gone. He was beginning to annoy me. I wonder what we will do tomorrow?”
Taylor pulled out the timetable. “Well according to this, after breakfast we’re going to―”
“Ooh, ooh, I know the answer, I know the answer!” It was Hermione. She had jumped out from nowhere again and was waving her arm frantically in the air.
“What? How in the name of Merlin’s beard did you get in here? It’s the Awesomeness common room. Only the four of us are authorised to be in here,” Kirsty said.
Hermione was still waving her hand in the air. “I know the answer! I know the answer!”
Kirsty scowled. “Fine. Tell us.”
Hermione smiled. “After breakfast you’re going to go and play some early morning Quidditch.” She held out her hand for a gold star.
Taylor looked down at the timetable. “Hermione... That’s actually wrong.”
“I’m sorry?” Hermione asked.
“After breakfast tomorrow we’re going into the Forbidden Forest.” Taylor told her.
Hermione started to cry. She ran from the room in hysterics and slammed the door behind her.
Taylor began to laugh.
“What is it?” asked Anna Banana.
“She was actually right,” Taylor said. “We are going to play Quidditch tomorrow morning.”
The rest of Kirsty & Co. laughed too and continued playing exploding snap.
THE END
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“So Kirsty, what’s next on our agenda?” asked Anna Banana
Taylor pulled out a timetable. “We just finished “Strutting Our Stuff” from 8:15 am to 8:35 am. So next is the time slot from 8:35 am to 9:00 am before lessons...ah, yep it’s a Monday, so that means we’re―”
“Ooh, ooh, I know the answer, I know the answer!” It was Hermione. She had jumped out from nowhere and was waving her arm frantically in the air.
Kirsty sighed. Hermione was always doing this. “Yes, Hermione, go on.”
“It’s “Wreaking Havoc”,” Hermione said, matter-of-factly. Then she held out her hand.
Kirsty rolled her eyes and pulled a gold star sticker out of her pocket. “Here you go. Now go away.”
Hermione did, and Kirsty & Co. wreaked havoc for the next twenty-five minutes with the help of Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle.
“Well,” said Jess as the bell, signalling the beginning of classes rang, “that was some of the best havoc we’ve wreaked this term!” They all high-fived each other and headed off to their first class; Transfiguration with Professor McGonagall. All the students were already in their seats when Kirsty & Co. entered with Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle, so they had to split up. Kirsty ended up sitting next to a nerd with glasses called Harry and a ranga. Kirsty didn’t ask the ranga’s name. Professor McGonagall entered the room and began to tell them about the lesson. Today they would be transforming rats into goblets.
“But that’s so cruel!” Taylor called out. “The poor rats.”
“They won’t feel a thing, and they’re going to get changed back, Ms Jachmann-Evans,” Professor McGonagall explained.
Taylor agreed then and the entire class begin to attempt it. The ranga next to Kirsty completely failed, because the goblet he turned his rat into was furry and had a tail. And Kirsty was pretty sure it squeaked. Anna, who was sitting on the other side of the nerd with glasses, Harry, tried to start a conversation. “So, Harry... How’s life?”
Harry struck an emo pose. “It’s sucky. I live with my mean Uncle, Aunt and cousin, my parents were killed by an evil wizard who’s still out to get me AND I have to wear glasses.” He burst into tears. “I hate my life!” he yelled running out of the classroom.
Anna Banana grinned and slid over to sit next to Kirsty who was laughing. Harry did the whole over-dramatic running from class thing on a regular basis. It always worked if they wanted to sit where he was sitting. Jess and Taylor came over to the table. Taylor took Harry’s seat and Jess walked over to the ranga and asked him if she could sit there. When he said no, she punched him in the face and then took his seat. The rest of the lesson flew by and before they knew it they were playing Quidditch. That flew by too. Kirsty laughed when she heard the narrator’s joke. The others stared at her.
“What?” said Kirsty. “Didn’t you hear me...I mean...the narrator, say that Quidditch flew by?” Kirsty laughed again, wiping tears from her eyes. Oh the humour.
It was at dinner in the Great Hall that night that Kirsty & Co. noticed people asking about Harry, the nerd. No one had seen him since he’d ran from class earlier that morning. He was never seen again.
Back in the common room of Awesomeness, Kirsty & Co. were playing a game of Exploding Snap.
“You know,” said Jess, “Today has been pretty good. We aced Transfiguration, beat all the other teams at Quidditch, I punched that ranga in the face, and we wreaked the best havoc ever. Oh AND Harry’s gone. He was beginning to annoy me. I wonder what we will do tomorrow?”
Taylor pulled out the timetable. “Well according to this, after breakfast we’re going to―”
“Ooh, ooh, I know the answer, I know the answer!” It was Hermione. She had jumped out from nowhere again and was waving her arm frantically in the air.
“What? How in the name of Merlin’s beard did you get in here? It’s the Awesomeness common room. Only the four of us are authorised to be in here,” Kirsty said.
Hermione was still waving her hand in the air. “I know the answer! I know the answer!”
Kirsty scowled. “Fine. Tell us.”
Hermione smiled. “After breakfast you’re going to go and play some early morning Quidditch.” She held out her hand for a gold star.
Taylor looked down at the timetable. “Hermione... That’s actually wrong.”
“I’m sorry?” Hermione asked.
“After breakfast tomorrow we’re going into the Forbidden Forest.” Taylor told her.
Hermione started to cry. She ran from the room in hysterics and slammed the door behind her.
Taylor began to laugh.
“What is it?” asked Anna Banana.
“She was actually right,” Taylor said. “We are going to play Quidditch tomorrow morning.”
The rest of Kirsty & Co. laughed too and continued playing exploding snap.
THE END
Stay tuned for more AWESOME adventures of Kirsty & Co.
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