A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away Kirsty, Taylor and Anna Banana were on a spaceship with Chewbacca and Han Solo. It was Luke’s day off. They were a cruisin’ through space, having a good old Jedi time. Kirsty and Taylor were battling with their lightsabers, Anna Banana, Chewbacca and Han were playing an intense game of Space Snap. About half way through their game Anna Banana decided she wanted to visit the Death Star.
“But Anna Banana, it’s dangerous there,” said Han.
“Rawwwreeer,” agreed Chewbacca.
“Well, thanks for your concern, Chewy, but I have Kirsty to protect me. Oh, and Taylor,” she said.
Kirsty and Taylor agreed to go with her and moments later they were parked in the Death Star parking lot. Han and Chewy decided they were going to go to the mall just a few stars away and would be back at about four rotations past first Sun. Kirsty, Anna Banana and Taylor wandered through the Death Star, trying to find Darth Vader, or as he had once been known as, Annie.
“Annie,” called Anna Banana. “ANNNNNNIIIIEEEEEEE!”
“Yes?” Darth Vader poked his head out of a door.
“Oh, there you are!” said Anna Banana.
“What do you want? I was busy,” Darth Vader said.
“Oh, sorry,” Anna Banana said. "We can come back later...?"
"No, no now's fine," Darth Vader insisted.
"That's great..." Anna Banana trailed off.
Kirsty interrupted, “This is boring! Can we talk about something interesting now?”
“Oh, sorry,” apologised Anna Banana and Darth Vader.
“Good, well in that case – “
“I NEED TO PEE!” shouted Taylor, jumping up and down on the spot.
Darth Vader directed her kindly to the nearest toilet. She ran off at a sprint, disappearing behind the corner.
“So…” Kirsty said.
“Yep…” said Darth Vader.
“Um…” said Anna Banana.
They stood in an awkward silence, waiting for Taylor to come back. They waited…and waited…and waited…
“Gosh, she’s taking AGES,” complained Anna Banana.
“Hey, Darth,” Kirsty said. “Look I’m a huge fan of your movies, and I’ve always wondered, how would a budding young Jedi, such as me, use the force to choke people?”
“Oh, well that’s easy!” he said. “You just have to hold out your hand, like so and kind of imagine you’re squeezing their throat. Watch,” he turned to Anna Banana. He squeezed his hand and Anna Banana started choking and coughing. When she was about to pass out, he let go. “See?” he asked.
“Yeah, I think I get it,” said Kirsty. “I’m going to try.” She began to choke Anna Banana, awesomely. When Anna Banana’s eyes began to roll back into her head, Taylor came around the corner, giggling and holding hands with a cute, Storm Trooper. This distracted Kirsty and she stopped choking Anna Banana, who fell to the ground, gasping for air.
Taylor giggled and let go of the Storm Trooper’s hand and walked over to Kirsty. “He he,” she giggled. “His name’s Jacob, I ran into him when I left the toilet,” she told her.
“Cool,” Kirsty said.
So after Anna Banana had been taken to the medical bay, Kirsty, Taylor, Darth Vader and Jacob the Storm Trooper, went out to have some lunch. When they were at the mall a few stars away they ran into Han and Chewy.
“Argh! It’s Darth Vader!” yelled Han, leaping into Chewbacca’s arms.
Darth Vader stepped forward and held out his hand. “Please. Call me Annie.”
Han shook his hand and before soon, the six of them were sitting at a cafe, having coffees and intergalactic cokes. When it was time for them all to leave they went their separate ways and opposite ends of the star mall parking lot. In Han’s spaceship, on the way home, Kirsty had a niggling suspicion that something was wrong.
“Does anyone else feel like we’ve forgotten something?” Kirsty asked.
Nobody could think of anything. So they flew back home and it wasn’t until the next week that Kirsty remembered.
“Taylor, I think we left Anna Banana behind at the Death Star!” Kirsty exclaimed.
Taylor nodded her head. “We did too...Oh well, I’m seeing that sexy Storm Trooper next week, I can pick her up and bring her back then.”
“Sounds good,” said Kirsty.
Meanwhile in a galaxy far, far away...
Anna Banana sat up in the medical bay. “Hello?” she called, her voice echoing around the empty room. “Hello?”
THE END
Stay tuned for more AWESOME adventures of Kirsty & Co.
“But Anna Banana, it’s dangerous there,” said Han.
“Rawwwreeer,” agreed Chewbacca.
“Well, thanks for your concern, Chewy, but I have Kirsty to protect me. Oh, and Taylor,” she said.
Kirsty and Taylor agreed to go with her and moments later they were parked in the Death Star parking lot. Han and Chewy decided they were going to go to the mall just a few stars away and would be back at about four rotations past first Sun. Kirsty, Anna Banana and Taylor wandered through the Death Star, trying to find Darth Vader, or as he had once been known as, Annie.
“Annie,” called Anna Banana. “ANNNNNNIIIIEEEEEEE!”
“Yes?” Darth Vader poked his head out of a door.
“Oh, there you are!” said Anna Banana.
“What do you want? I was busy,” Darth Vader said.
“Oh, sorry,” Anna Banana said. "We can come back later...?"
"No, no now's fine," Darth Vader insisted.
"That's great..." Anna Banana trailed off.
Kirsty interrupted, “This is boring! Can we talk about something interesting now?”
“Oh, sorry,” apologised Anna Banana and Darth Vader.
“Good, well in that case – “
“I NEED TO PEE!” shouted Taylor, jumping up and down on the spot.
Darth Vader directed her kindly to the nearest toilet. She ran off at a sprint, disappearing behind the corner.
“So…” Kirsty said.
“Yep…” said Darth Vader.
“Um…” said Anna Banana.
They stood in an awkward silence, waiting for Taylor to come back. They waited…and waited…and waited…
“Gosh, she’s taking AGES,” complained Anna Banana.
“Hey, Darth,” Kirsty said. “Look I’m a huge fan of your movies, and I’ve always wondered, how would a budding young Jedi, such as me, use the force to choke people?”
“Oh, well that’s easy!” he said. “You just have to hold out your hand, like so and kind of imagine you’re squeezing their throat. Watch,” he turned to Anna Banana. He squeezed his hand and Anna Banana started choking and coughing. When she was about to pass out, he let go. “See?” he asked.
“Yeah, I think I get it,” said Kirsty. “I’m going to try.” She began to choke Anna Banana, awesomely. When Anna Banana’s eyes began to roll back into her head, Taylor came around the corner, giggling and holding hands with a cute, Storm Trooper. This distracted Kirsty and she stopped choking Anna Banana, who fell to the ground, gasping for air.
Taylor giggled and let go of the Storm Trooper’s hand and walked over to Kirsty. “He he,” she giggled. “His name’s Jacob, I ran into him when I left the toilet,” she told her.
“Cool,” Kirsty said.
So after Anna Banana had been taken to the medical bay, Kirsty, Taylor, Darth Vader and Jacob the Storm Trooper, went out to have some lunch. When they were at the mall a few stars away they ran into Han and Chewy.
“Argh! It’s Darth Vader!” yelled Han, leaping into Chewbacca’s arms.
Darth Vader stepped forward and held out his hand. “Please. Call me Annie.”
Han shook his hand and before soon, the six of them were sitting at a cafe, having coffees and intergalactic cokes. When it was time for them all to leave they went their separate ways and opposite ends of the star mall parking lot. In Han’s spaceship, on the way home, Kirsty had a niggling suspicion that something was wrong.
“Does anyone else feel like we’ve forgotten something?” Kirsty asked.
Nobody could think of anything. So they flew back home and it wasn’t until the next week that Kirsty remembered.
“Taylor, I think we left Anna Banana behind at the Death Star!” Kirsty exclaimed.
Taylor nodded her head. “We did too...Oh well, I’m seeing that sexy Storm Trooper next week, I can pick her up and bring her back then.”
“Sounds good,” said Kirsty.
Meanwhile in a galaxy far, far away...
Anna Banana sat up in the medical bay. “Hello?” she called, her voice echoing around the empty room. “Hello?”
THE END
Stay tuned for more AWESOME adventures of Kirsty & Co.
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