One rainy day there was a “beautiful” looking girl, with an ego bigger than Jupiter. It was Jess. There was also an awesome girl, with no ego, only mega-awesomeness. It was Kirsty. Also, there was Anna Banana. She was alright. Then there was Taylor. An over-excited girl, on the verge of a nervous breakdown as the rainy day was in a small town, called Forks. Taylor fainted when Kirsty said “Forks”. They (being all of them other than Taylor, on the account of her unconsciousness) laughed.
“So, guys, I know we’re in America, which is overseas, and when you’re on holidays you generally don’t do school work, but its Forks. Do you want to go to Forks High? We could see the Cullenseseses,” Kirsty asked the conscious members of her gang, frowning as she struggled to find the right way to say the plural of “Cullens”.
At the mention of the Cullens’, Taylor woke up and began jumping up and down. And hyperventilating. Luckily, Kirsty had been prepared for Taylor being like this and pulled out a paper bag. “Breathe into this,” Kirsty said, shoving the bag in Taylor’s face. Taylor did.
One hour later.
Kirsty and Co. were sitting at a table in the cafeteria eating their lunch with Jessica, Angela, Mike and Eric. Oh and Bella. It was Bella’s “first” day too. Suddenly the whole table looked out of the big glass doors and windows, to see five mega-hot people walking in.
“Who are they?” asked Bella.
Before Jessica could answer Jess picked up a plate and frisbee-ed it into Bella’s face, knocking her out immediately. While Mike, Eric and Angela called 911 Jess asked Jessica a question.
“Who are they?” she asked, pointing at the five mega-hot people who were still coming inside.
While Jessica explained the story of the Cullens’ (which technically all of Kirsty & Co. already knew) Kirsty noticed the blonde boy- Jasper smell the blood gushing from Bella’s head and start to glide over in their direction. Before he got too far, Rosalie and Alice grabbed him and took him back outside. Edward and Emmett sat down at a table with three empty seats. At that moment Jacob Black, the awesome werewolf, walked in and sat at the table with the two remaining Cullens’. That left two seats…
Thinking quickly, Kirsty shoved Anna Banana over, causing Anna Banana to slip in Bella’s blood and then faint at the sight of it,hitting her head hard on the ground as she passed out.. Deciding that Jess was also a threat, Kirsty made Jess suffer the same fate as Anna Banana. With those two unconscious, she casually strolled over to the table next to Taylor, who had the paper bag out again. They reached the table and Kirsty sat next to Jacob, while Taylor sat next to Edward. Kirsty had just begun to talk with her Fork’s High and werewolf associates, when Jess came over, covered in blood.
“Kirsty, please,” Jess said.
Kirsty cursed. She hadn’t done a good enough job knocking Jess out. She glanced back and was pleased to see that Anna Banana was still passed out on the ground. “Uuuh…” Kirsty said.
“What’s the problem?” asked Edward.
“Kirsty knocked me out, so that she could have a seat,” Jess said.
Everyone turned and stared at Kirsty.
“Well she was going to do it to me,” Kirsty said, defensively.
Everyone turned and stared at Jess.
Jess nodded. “I would’ve,” she admitted.
Everybody seemed to relax and Emmett pulled up another chair to the table. “Here you go Jess,” he said. Jess thanked him and sat down.
“So what happened to Bella?” Edward asked, seeming a little concerned. When he saw Taylor glaring at him he added, “Not that I really care...or anything...” Taylor smiled and Edward relaxed.
The six of them all enjoyed and chatted for the rest of lunch, even after it became five because the police arrived and took Jess away.
When the bell rang, signalling the end of the day, Taylor and Edward were nowhere to be found. Kirsty said her goodbyes to the rest of the Cullens’, left the school, alone, and went back home, having had a brilliant day. She even got a lift home from Alice in her yellow Porsche, which made Kirsty’s day even better.
Oh and in case anyone was wondering. Bella died. Jess was sentenced to a life in jail. Anna Banana was hospitalised with a severe concussion. And Taylor and Edward were never seen again.
THE END
Stay tuned for more AWESOME adventures of Kirsty & Co.
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